"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
11/07/2014 at 15:03 • Filed to: None
4
2|
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
11/07/2014 at 15:03 • Filed to: None | 4
| 2 |
http://sniffpetrol.com/2014/11/07/chr…
!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!
by Sniff Petrol on Friday, November 7th, 2014
Chris Harris, yesterday
Sniff Petrol is delighted to announce the addition of Chris Harris to our roster of contributors.
Harris hasn't actually agreed to write for Sniff Petrol but the law of averages says give it a week or so and he's bound to fetch up here in some form or other.
'I'll be writing about things for you,' Harris will probably say whenever he decides to stop doing whatever he's up to this week and realises Sniff Petrol is the only car media left that he hasn't worked for. 'I can't wait,' he might add whilst buying another car or doing some oversteer or something.
'Oh God, not Chris Harris,' said an internet commenter. 'He's paid off by Porsche and Ferrari and BMW and Mercedes and I hate my life and take out my bitterness by criticising others in a consequence-free environment.'
this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
> RallyWrench
11/07/2014 at 16:58 |
|
For those of you who aren't big fans of Mr. Harris, don't worry. He'll be gone by months end, having suddenly and with very little explanation announced his departure to both you and the Sniff Petrol staff via Vine.
JDIGGS
> RallyWrench
11/07/2014 at 18:51 |
|
One thing I always have loved is Chris Harris talking then coming thru full tilt drift, you see his helmetless face with that mean look.
Then I see Mr Clarkson or one of his dweebs coming thru full tilt camera angle changing, no longer able to see who is driving although it appears they now have a helmet, the angle splitting away again and returning to the Clarkson as if he actually had done that part of the driving instead of spewing. Top gear also is half horrible crap that attracts people like my aunt who can hardly fill up their own gas tanks, so I guess if you like shitty talk show Topgear is cool?
Anyways I suggest all you haters bow the fuck down to the little brown man.